Greatest Game Ever Made

Game Description

Arnold Xavior, the lovechild of man’s greatest body and man’s greatest mind, presents the greatest game ever made. 

“This game made me realize how pointless my atheism is. Truly, only something greater than ourselves could have made this” 

Sam Harris

“The experience taught us the errors of our ways. From now on love – not hate – will dominate our region

Collective statement from all state leaders in the Middle East 

“We got laid after playing this” 

Entire incel movement

Expected playtime: 5 min – 150 years (depending on repeat playthroughs and life expectancy)


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